Tumblr posts, cats, and other things

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

 - Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park
778,833 plays

ofhounds:

thanks

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

jordysnelson:

jordysnelson:

why did the song get a good grade on the test?

he had a lot of notes

brujon:

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

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