how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
finding a new favorite character like
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
wwhere is grambnda going???? help her
it a nicholas cage
college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
What if a pregnancy test just said: