Tumblr posts, cats, and other things

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.


important

important

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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werewolfau:

At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
me: i need money to buy my stupid video game shit

ilikemymenimmortal:

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

let’s make this a thing

terezi-pie-rope:

Wait, theyre…straight? Oh my gosh I had no idea. Well I mean I guess I kinda thought so but… how am I going to be friends with them? What if they like…you know… invite me to watch football?

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

grapesoda333grapesoda22:

I have my wallet out already

grapesoda333grapesoda22:

I have my wallet out already