Tumblr posts, cats, and other things

animericans:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

asianxavier:

bewbin:

NEVER FUCK WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP

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40z-to-freedom:

my all time favorite tumblr post

40z-to-freedom:

my all time favorite tumblr post

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

because freedom rings

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stop unfollowing me

plasticbagvevo:

telapathetic:

i dont mind if u have like an actual artists vevo but having something like plastic bag vevo what i dont understand

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easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN